For a bit of fun I decided to re-imagine the soundtrack to the trailer of ‘the Creature from the Black Lagoon’ (1954).
You can also listen or download it at my MySpace page HERE.

For a bit of fun I decided to re-imagine the soundtrack to the trailer of ‘the Creature from the Black Lagoon’ (1954).
You can also listen or download it at my MySpace page HERE.


I in no way pretend to be a serious musician / song writer. I simply mess about on garage band making up silly tunes as a way to unwind in my free time.
In the past – when I have a reasonable collection of (dare I call them) songs, I’ve put them together on my MySpace page as a sort of mini EP.
I have reached that time again where I have a collection of stupid tracks .. yet they are all very different and don’t seem to work together some how. So instead i’ve decided to put them up separately.. maybe one a month.
The first is titled ‘Blue Rinse’ . It started out being a song about old ladies, but as always it turned darker and took on a more sexual theme.
The second is titled ‘Staby Man’.
This started out as an accompaniment to John Carpenters film halloween .. and if you play this track along to the scene with Jamie Lee Curtis getting chased by Michael at the end- you’ll see that the music doesn’t fit at all !
Oh well … had fun making it though.
Listen to them HERE.


Beating Feces is my latest collection of tunes. I’ve been messing about with these for the past six months and now i’ve finished! So HERE they are on my MySpace page.
Do what you want with them … they are just for fun. Ignore them, listen to them, even download – burn on to a CD – then smash the CD with a hammer while listening to proper music.. I don’t mind.
JS x